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I'm a writer with a forte of stories with reality bending and breaking the laws of physics. Love science love English, love sci-fi, huge military tech/strategy fanatic. Above all else, I'm a humorist, random and unorthodox. Then again so is newgrounds.

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Although I will record the audio and write the script. Is there anyone willing to help with animation?
Its about a camp that beats lazy assed kids senseless so they might one day grow up to politicians lawyers and other moronic individuals.Jack Thompson being an all star client of the past as well as Uwe Boll

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30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee! Medal Stats.
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it? Medal Stats.
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young! Medal Stats.
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere. Medal Stats.
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!! Medal Stats.
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way. Medal Stats.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues! Medal Stats.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome! Medal Stats.
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles! Medal Stats.
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay? Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 199 (From 18 different games.)